Blog Two:
The art of sending persuasive e-mails
I had a big fight with this girl, this really mean girl. She started it. First, I was chatting with her older sister. I kindly pointed out the words she spelled wrong, 'might' and 'illegal' in her status message. I did it politely. Look:
Me: Um...I think you mean 'might' and 'illegal', not 'mite' and 'ilegal'.
Her: Um, actually, I kinda like stuff spelled wrong.
Me: Oh. Okay. Just thought I'd mention it.
Her: G2G
So then her little sister, my age, went on the computer and started hurling mean remarks:
Her: HAVING FUN CORRECTING MY SISTER'S SPELLING?
Me: Uh, no, actually, I kindly pointed out her mistakes. Are you mad? Because you are using Caps Lock.
Her: NO. Accident.
Me: Okay...
Her: Last time we chatted and you were pointing out my mistakes, my mom was pointing out yours.
(And meanwhile, my being so gracious spelling this right, I was stumbling on all her sentences because half of them were like 'misaks' and 'pinting' and 'chattid')
Me: So what?
Her: So you shouldn't be correcting us
Me: Well sorr-y, miss perfect, I didn't mean to butt in.
Her: g2g
And so, I decided to do what I love best--persuading her she was wrong. So I made this e-mail;
*******,
All I tried to do was kindly point out that you were making spelling mistakes. I know I do too, but really, grow up. You were spelling things wrong like a million years before I was. I know you are jealous because I'm likely to win that Valedictorian in college because of my flawless mechanics in grammar and writing. But I'm sure you will find in your heart, if you push aside your competitive ways and hopes, you will want to learn from my examples, and consider my greatness as roll model material for your life. You know I am. And I know when you come home with a bad report card, your mother uses me as an example for them.* Mend your ways, oh silly one.
~Anzie
*Hopefully good...I'm sure she uses me in a good way, right? I mean, what is possibly wrong with ME? I rock!
Ok, ok, so I sound a little vain. I'm not, really. I can be a drama queen, but mostly, I'm a tomboy. Oh, you just wait and see.